thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

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milesjai:

poopflow:

she ded 

DED.

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rainbowrites:

welcome-to-the-initiative:

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF

HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE

HOLY CRAP

HOW DO YOU TALENT

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chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.

Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

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lohanthony:

this makes me cry

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beautilation:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

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tyleroakley:

MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

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scudbutt:

noteoftruth:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

LOL.

UFHAIUFHASFUHSAFUAIUHFAUHFASIHFUAU

fffcuk:

surprise blowjob

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